Joke of the day

FunnyMan saw a glittery item in the shop. He was interested.

FunnyMan: “What is the item over there?”
Salesgirl: “Oh! That is a flask.”

FunnyMan: “What can I do with it?”
Salesgirl: “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold”
FunnyMan bought it.

The next day, FunnyMan goes to the shop with the flask.
FunnyMan: “This is not working”.

Salesgirl: “What do you have in it?”
FunnyMan: “Two cups of coffee and one scoop of ice cream”